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Kristen Stewart finally speaks about the R-Patz/cheating scandal. Kris Jenner permanently scars the Twitterverse. And Elton John and Madonna are at it again. These are some of our favorite links of the day…enjoy!
In a new commercial for Ragu, a young boy walks in on his parents having sex, so they treat him to some pasta. Yeah, because I know that if I caught my parents having sex, the first thing I’d want to do is eat a giant meal. (Gawker) .
The only thing scarier than walking in on your parents having sex? Signing on to Twitter and seeing a picture of Kris Jenner’s boobs. (Radar) .
Natalie Portman’s wedding included an all-vegan menu, macarons instead of cake, and a packets of wildflower seeds as parting gifts. In other words, Natalie Portman had the lamest wedding ever. (People) .
For only five grand, you can have a two hour “meet and greet” with Octomom. Or, you could just light the money on fire. (E!) .
Elton John and Madonna are catfighting again, with Sir Elton saying her “career is over.” Pot, meet kettle. (Gawker) .
Amanda Bynes is accused of her fourth hit and run in four months. In other words, Amanda Bynes is to cars what Kris Jenner is to Twitpics. (Gawker) .
Kristen Stewart gives her side of the story:
Kritsten stewart that is not right to sleep with your director cuz that why rob is so madw at you.
this is the 'stupidest' supposed confession ever and the actress who plys her, although decent, is so obviously not her in actuality...
under pressure by enviro righteousness.......................
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